Orange Cones

[kleenexwoman]

Failed my driving test by running over the instructor. In my defense, she deserved it.
No she didn't. I was just being a bitch because it was cold out and I had to leave my nice toasty Focus.

In other news, I am the Queen of Parallel Parking. BOW TO ME!!!!!

Comments

[perdita-x-dream.livejournal.com]

i kno exactly how u feel, i wish i could run over sertin people but i cant. i dont have a...Focus?

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

It's a kind of car. Like a stagecoach, only it doesn't need horses.