Orange Cones

[kleenexwoman]

Failed my driving test by running over the instructor. In my defense, she deserved it.
No she didn't. I was just being a bitch because it was cold out and I had to leave my nice toasty Focus.

In other news, I am the Queen of Parallel Parking. BOW TO ME!!!!!

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[atrypical.livejournal.com]

Fishboy is Brian... your brother. "Brian found Nemo!" Looong story... and he likes to discuss fish sex...