My dear, I'm almost twenty-seven years old, therefore cynical enough to not expect anything remotely interesting from almost any facet of life.

Bart: "We're the MTV generation."
Lisa: "We feel neither highs nor lows."
Homer: "Really? What's it like?"
Lisa: "Eh."

Oh, by the way, the episode with the weasel quote ("it's what separates us from the animals") was on last night. Had me on the floor in hysterics.