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Rachel ([personal profile] kleenexwoman) wrote2006-01-22 07:14 am
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now for some more trivial stuff

This is the non-philosophy post for today. I was thinking of making a "Rachel's grandiose theory of the day" filter, but I don't think I'll really need one after today. At least, I hope I don't. See the post before this for why I think I may have actually gotten everything figured out for the moment.

Stuff that happened today: My mom E-mailed to tell me that she had two tickets to "Wicked" on June 11th, and that the world ending would not prevent us from going. I'm excited, because I liked the book and Mom likes "Wizard of Oz," and it's sort of cool when someone, even your mom, is that excited to go with you to see something.
I really need to call her. Monday, after dinner, I call Mom and Dad. They'll be home then.

Spent 12 solid hours RPing today. Went to Jen's house to play Seventh Sea, which is sort of a Renaissance-era pan-European game, except with thinly-veiled versions of various Europeans countries, and also various types of magic. I got to be an Italian Fate Witch who dressed up as a hag, which was hella fun. I do a really terrible Italian accent. It's recognizable as Italian in the same way that frozen pizza is recognizable as Italian. RP accents don't have to be good, though; they're just placeholders, like cardboard cutouts of swords. The important thing is that you make an effort.
Vampire made me very, very tired. Lots of fights that I wasn't part of. Lots of people trying to scare each other. Went till midnight. Much stress on the high-status people. One girl got a stomachache because of the unrelenting politics and action. Poor thing.

Memes. Fine, I'll give up and call them memes, are you happy?

TEN SIGNS YOU ARE READING A FANFIC BY KLEENEXWOMAN

10. There is a reference to at least one science fiction book or story whose author died long before the author of the fic was even born.
9. The title and summary is from the most obscure song by a fairly well-known artist that the author could possibly find, she being too lazy to make up her own goddamn titles.
8. There is a gratuitous rant about music, be it the shoddy state of the industry today or the greatness of an album that the author found in her dad's basement on LP.
7. The plot revolves around the ingestion of small blue objects that seriously alter the main character's perception of the universe.
6. Philip K. Dick makes a surprise appearance. You'd think that Philip K. Dick would be more aware that the author is using him in so many cameos.

That's all I could think of. Does anyone who actually reads the pretentious meandering that I call "fanfic" have any others?

OTHER TOP NUMBER MEME
Give me a "Top Five Things" to make a list of. Favorite flavors of jellybean, worst possible places to go on vacation, diseases I'd like to contract, whatever. Maybe I'll make a poem out of it, 'cause I'm not getting anything new written as it is.

[identity profile] kleenexwoman.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
They've basically taken a perfectly good word, a Richard Dawkins catch-all for viral ideas, and turned it into another word for "silly interactive survey that keeps you from having to do any real work." Way to water down groundbreaking scientific research, Internet! Hence why I refused.
The word meme is catching, that's the problem. There's a nice paradox for you: Things that people call memes are not memes, but calling those things memes is a meme, in the real sense of the word.

There must be some kind of way out of here (said the junkie to the meme. oh god there is it again)

[identity profile] josephwaldman.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, it's the catchiest damned thing in the world. Well, except for bird flu or cooties. I hate it and yet, every time it pops up on a blog that I've happened across, it's stuck in my craw for the rest of the day.

Don't people know that the Internet was designed, patented, and intended for nothing more than illegal Simpsons sound bites, kitty-cat pictures from some poor bored housewife in Iowa, and "cHeep V!ag_ara now!*!*!" popup ads from Penis K. Caltech?