Ironically, that's one of the few pairings that I go "No! No! Ew!" at. I can vaguely imagine someone writing Lydia/OC femmeslash, but I probably wouldn't.

Hmm. Punk name for you. "Skylie" paired with any word still sounds far too pretty to be punk--more like a folksinger or an Enya-type. So, Roaring Laura. You do quasi-metal concept albums with a lot of really innovative sound effects and a glossary for the words you make up in the lyrics.