someone gets a cookie

[kleenexwoman]

PAPER IS DONE. Signs are being made. Markers are being sniffed. Movies will be watched. But first...

Survey says:
I should be doing my homework. (Hothotangst fanfic comes after that.) TICKYBOXES seem to be popular. 13 people owe me pudding cups. And I should be fantasizing about Agent Pendergast and various verions of Jeffrey Combs eating spinach dip and Hawaiian bread atop a pile of retarded Mexican babies on the altar of a church while "Danielle" Elfman watches.
Actually, starlasoma wins at impromptu pr0n: "Buttonplay was his new passtime in meetings. Ran his fingers over his shirt buttons in circles seemingly absently, keeping a sly eye out for watchers. When his fingers would slip past the cloth to smooth over his own chest, he noticed who gasped..."

Because sighing_echo asked, and because I need a little direction, here is another poll:

[Poll #632771]

Comments

[majorenglishesq.livejournal.com]

...starlasoma wins at impromptu pr0n...

i keep trying to convince people that i win at this.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I would have checked Christmas too but you put in there "go to church with family," and well, I hate church. I've always hated church since I was a little child and going to church on a holiday just seemed like insanity to me.

"What?! You go to church on Christmas?! But Christmas is supposed to be fun!" xD

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

See, we never actually started going to church on Christmas before my parents divorced. Before that, it was just Easter, which was interesting because we went to a huge cathedral with all sorts of bleeding saints on the walls, which I really dug when I was a kid. Then that stopped, and we started going to this little touchy-feely church near my house on Christmas, which was nice the one year we got a guest priest talking about astronomy, but boring otherwise.
I just fantasize about Three Wise Men slash during the sermons, anymore.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

I just fantasize about Three Wise Men slash during the sermons, anymore.

For that, you win the intranets. =D

But I probably would have liked church better if there'd been a huge cathedral with bleeding saints on the walls. I assume it was a catholic church?

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup. Shrine of the Little Flower in Royal Oak. Quite a lovely place, full of the smell of incense and things covered in velvet.

[blueeye-jedi.livejournal.com]

Cute... How does one get tickyboxes anyway? (New icon!)

*hugs you*

[wolf-heart9.livejournal.com]

...just 'cuz. :)

[sighing-echo.livejournal.com]

Hey, damnit! Get YOUR OWN TICKYBOXES!!

(grins)

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

oooooh.

As for tickyboxes, you have to have a paid account to get them.

Re: *hugs you*

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

*hugs you back*

Re: *hugs you*

[wolf-heart9.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[josephwaldman.livejournal.com]

Sensory hypnosis! Don't bite! Anyway, if you manage to acquire some herbal refreshments as referred to above, you'll get your own incense, and everything around you will at least SEEM to be covered in velvet.

Re: *hugs you*

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON IS SCARY.

Re: *hugs you*

[wolf-heart9.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehe

Yeah, it is. I have no idea who made this bit of bizarreness, but it was definitely worth stealing. :)