Sol Invictus and a Good Yule! May the sun rise from the dead and illuminate the winter sky! May a witch bring you many presents, and may your log shit candy! May the Yule Cat not sniff you out, and may the Krampus pass you by for a thrashing! If you are Christian, may Saint Nicholas leave you enough money for a dowry! If you are Jewish, may your Chinese food not give you the MSG sweats, and may the Evil Inclination and the Gentiles not interrupt your evening! And may the Doctor save the Earth from aliens...again!